Walls of Cheese

Em: Daddy, what would you choose: walls of cheese, winning the Pennsylvania lottery, or being king of the world?

J: Walls of cheese would probably not be the draw for your daddy, who’s slightly lactose-into—

Em: Not walls of cheese, walls of cheese.

Me: …

Em: W-A-R-S would C-E-A-S-E.

Me: Oh. Oh. That makes more sense. Yeah, definitely that, because lots of people would benefit.

Em: I’d pick the lottery.